Saturday, November 07, 2009

SO PROUD OF THE LADS!!

These guys NEVER QUIT!! DO NOT EVER COUNT OUT THE LADS!!

JOINT CLAUSEN/TATE/FLOYD shared Heisman

Otherwise, a GLORIOUS performance, and I am checking the record-books, but in terms of the Pantheon, so far it appears that Coach Weis is the first coach in NOTRE DAME's STORIED HISTORY to ever lead his team to a RECOVERED on-sdie POST-SAFETY free kick!!

GLory shall be OURS!!

Sunday, November 01, 2009

I love our Armed Service Men and Women, but I have to say, the Midshipmen

are heading into an IRISH BUZZSAW!!

Navy's sailors deserve great respect. They go all out for 60 minutes and never give up.

We can expect that the will TRIPLE TEAM Rudolph, meaning that OUR ENDS will be COVERED WITH SEAMEN!!

We can expect them to bring heavy pressure on our QB, meaning that CLAUSEN will have SEAMEN IN HIS FACE ALL DAY LONG!!

However, our Fourth Quarter showing against USC defense has given us incredible confidence, so the BURSTING OF THE TROJANS means the field will be LITTERED WITH SPENT SEAMEN!!

We love Navy. But Midshipmen simply won't cut it against the Irish. Even the Topshipmen won't get it done.

ND 69 Navy 6 Russia 0

Stone.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

As Proof of what a HUUUUUUUGE, signature win this BC win was....

This is the FIRST TIME that a Choo Choo Charlie Weis-led Notre Dame team beat an opponent who (1) had a better record than ND at the start of the game, (2) had at least 5 wins at the time of the game, and (3) was at least 3 games over .500 at the start of the game!!

Let me say that again: This is the FIRST TIME that a Choo Choo Charlie Weis-led Notre Dame team beat an opponent who (1) had a better record than ND at the start of the game, (2) had at least 5 wins at the time of the game, and (3) was at least 3 games over .500 at the start of the game!!

Now THAT is beyond "discernable progress," that is pure domination.

For the third time in two calendar years, Notre Dame beat a regular-season opponent who had a better record. The Lads are ON FIRE on the road to what would be C-Dub's FOURTH BCS Bowl berth -- THREE TIMES more than any prior Notre Dame head football coach.

He is indeed, in the PANTHEON!!

Tears of JOY are STREAMING down my face!!

NEVER DOUBT THE LADS!!

The lads have ICEWATER in their veins and the GBot has a HEAVY DOSE OF MICROELECTRONIC COOLANT!!

The Streak is .... OVER!!

We took on a TOUGH team who coming into the game had a better record than us and WOODSHEDDED THEM!!

Charlie Weis is ... IN THE PANTHEON (but we still need to fix the silicon leak)!!

This is going to be the most enjoyable Notre Dame football season EVER!!

The Cardiac Kids just let the other team stick around and then RIP THEIR COLLECTIVE HEARTS OUT (in a Christian fashion).

We are on the way to the BCS!!

Our first BCS Bowl of the year, as be do the Boston College STOMP!!

BC S-tinks!!

ND 515 BC o

STONE!!

Saturday, October 17, 2009

SO PROUD of the LADS!!

NEVER DOUBT THE LADS!!

The playcalling by the G-Bot was OFF THE HOOK!!

USC defense had given an average of 8 points per game against the likes of former Top 10 teams Ohio State and Cal and the lads hung 27 on 'em!! USC had given up only 3 TDs in 5 games and we nearly had 3 in just the FOURTH QUARTER!! A LEVIATHAN is building on the Northern Indiana Plains and the College Football World..... IS SHAKIN!!

ND's offense=UNSTOPPABLE!!

11-2....BCS Bowl win on the HORIZON!!

Put it .... IN STONE!!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!! the SMACKDOWN COMETH!!

USC is going DOWN!!

They are TERRIFIED in Los Angeles. I repeat....TERRIFIED!!

They have looked at the tape and declared .... "we can't beat the Irish."

Pee Wee Peet has already declared that the first order of business is to find a comfy spot on the lockerroom carpet for post-game consolation spooning with Barkley.

Stone.

Monday, October 12, 2009

I am willing to PUT IT ON THE LINE!!

After careful study, analysis and consideration, I am willing to proffer the following:

Without condition, restriction or limitation, I GUARANTEE a Notre Dame win on Saturday of USC.

That is a 100% Guarantee.

Not only to I guarantee a win, I guarantee that Notre Dame will win by FOUR TOUCHDOWNS!!

And lastly, I guarantee that Pee Wee Peet Carol, whose last name is a girl's name, will utter the following: "Now I finally see why I failed at New England and why Choo Choo Charlie Weis was able to lead those Patriot offenses to 3 Super Bowls in 4 years, a coaching resume that makes mine look like that of a Pee Wee coach, and considering I am so little, Pee Wee is an apt prefix for my name, and whilst on the subject, I shouls also confirm internet rumors that yes, indeed, my last name is in fact a girl's name. Now please excuse me because I must now spoon with Barkley on the lockkerroom floor and then I still have to deal with the earful I'm sure to get from Mustain's mom."

Saturday, October 03, 2009

I have now had an opportunity to review game tape/clippings of every Notre Dame game ever played...

and having run the numbers and considered the intangibles, it is clear that today's win over Washington was quite simply ....

THE GREATEST WIN IN NOTRE DAME HISTORY!!


Choo Choo Charlie Weis has added to his PANTHEONIC resume. On the day Rockne's statue was unveiled, the GBot's greatness was unveiled for all to see. To honor both, I think I may remove the muu' muu in front of the window for my own homagic unveiling.

Stone.

NEVER DOUBT THE LADS, PART II: THE WRATH OF TATE!!

I LOVE THIS TEAM!!

Are you KIDDING ME??!!??

The heart!!

The desire!!

The FIRE!!

We are on the Road to NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GLORY!!

Put it IN STONE!!

Get that Weis Statue ready .... STAT!!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

NEVER DOUBT THE LADS!!

And NEVER doubt Choo Choo Charlie Weis!! HE now OWNS the PURDUE GIANT TRAIN WHISTLE!!

CHOO CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Another Fourth Quarter Comeback for Jimmy "Heisman" Clausen!!

Boiler up a pot of POTATOES!!

The Irish are COMING TO DINNER...and they're serving NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP PIE!!

Stone!!

Put CDub in the FRIGGIN PANTHEON!!

check that. He is ALREADY IN the Pantheon of the GREATEST NOTRE DAME COACHES IN OUR FRIGGIN HISTORY!!

Are you kidding me??

Can you name the Notre Dame head football coaches who have won AT LEAST three games in September FOUR TIMEs??

Tick...Tock...Tick....Tock.

The list is short.

It does NOT contain the names Davie, Willingham, Faust, Kuharich, or Brennan.

It does NOT contain the name Leahy.

It does NOT cotanin the name Parseghian.

It does NOT (G A S P !!) contain the name Rockne.

The Notre Dame coaches who have won at least three games in the month of September in at LEASt four different seasons contains only two names....

Holtz.

Weis.


He is IN STONE.

HE is IN THE PANTHEON.

Choo Choo Charlie Weis has led us....TO GLORY!!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

300 Spartans were attacked by thousands of Persians at the Battle of Thermopylae. The Spartans fought valiantly and their story of bravery now legend.

2500 years later, a dozen Spartans were attacked by a single Irishman at the battle of Flugelhorn. The Spartans screamed like little girls with the faces fixed in horror. Their story is now one of legendary wussines.



Spartawuss, you're youth martial training methods need retooling.

Teeheeeheee.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Glory!! Glory!! I call today's win the John Hancock Bowl

because it was truly a SIGNATURE WIN!!

This team NEVER GIVES UP!! Glory!! If you get them down, they will NEVER SURRENDER!!

Oh, and how about this quarterback stat line:

14 TDs, 1,357 yards passing, and a 72% completion percentage.

Those sound like numbers of one the greatest seasons an ND QB has ever had.

Except those are the numbers for Jimmy the C ... FOR JUST THE LAST FOUR GAMES!!

Are you KIDDING ME??!!??

Bring your workout gear, because we're all gonna party at the DOWNTOWN ATHLETIC CLUB in December!! Yippee!!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Put it .... IN STONE

ND 98 MSU 0 (3d quarter forfeit by MSU after Jimmy the C hangs 14 TD passes on them)

revenge is a dish best served .... WITH LOTS OF FREAKING TOUCHDOWNS!!

oH, AND PS: JIMMY FOR HEISMAN?? Fahgettabotit!! JIMMY FOR PRESIDENT!! (I would propose Choo Choo Charlie for President but Article One Section One seems to (inappropriately in my view) prohibit robotic Presidents).

Stone.