Is this the GREATEST ND team in HISTORY??

YESSSSSSSS!!

You've gotta love Tommy Ice and BKell!!

Te'o is Te'riffic!!

Michael F. is the greatest non-Barber Floyd in TELEVISION HISTORY!!

And GOD BLESS JONAS GRAY who GAVE HIS LEG for the LADS!!

GOD BLESS THE LADS!! DESTROY THE Hookah-smokers from "the Farm"!!

Stone.

Tommy Ice Gets it DONE and the Book of Kelly is a CLASSIC!!

The Lads TOOK IT TO the Jebbies, leaving them crying and wimpering!! The Last good thing to come out of Boston was Paul Revere!!

God BLESS the Lads!! The EFFORT!! The PASSION!! The POWER!!

And BKell continues his ASSAULT on the ND Records books, passing the last two ND head coaches COMBINED with his SECOND win against Boston College!! No that is GETTING IT DONE!!

Next up: The Hookah-smoking America-haters from Stanford.

A dose of IRISH FAMINE PAIN will be dished out on "the Farm" after Thanksgiving!!

Stone.

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!!

GOD BLESS BRIAN KELLY AND THE LADS!!

A quick comparison after 15 games:

Lou Holtz (1986-87): 13-10, zero bowl wins
Brian "the Book of" Kelly: 15-8, one bowl win/complete domination.

He is IN THE PANTHEON!!

And the lads!! THE LADS!! The heart!! The Determination!! The Gentleman Warrior Princeliness!! Ohhhhh MY!!

I think it is fair to say, objectively and conservative, that this group is THE GREATEST COMBINATION COACHES AND PLAYERS IN NOTRE DAME'S STORIED HISTORY!!

OHHHH, the Places we'll GO!!!!!!!

Glory.

Stone.

TOMMY ICE MAKES HIS LEGEND!! SO PROUD OF THE LADS!!`

A Come-From-Behind Win .... FOR THE AGES!! And a F-You (that's Farewell to you) for Pitt from the Big East!!

So proud of the Lads!! And Tommy Ice .... DOES IT AGAIN!!

And BKell, "The Riverboat Gambler" Seals the Win by Rolling the DICE and hitting the JACKPOT ... Again. The Spot in the Pantheon .... IS SECURE!!

STONE.

On the way to 10-2 and even MORE GLORY!!

SO PROUD OF THE LADS!!

STONE!!

TIme for our annual POUNDING of PITT!!

It's almost NOT FAIR!! Pitt will be playing "ketch-up" at Heinz Field all day long, and the red ocean on the field will not be catsup, but instead, cats-BLOOD as the Panther kitties will be BLEEDING UNCONTROLLABLY from the heinou BEATING at the hands of the gentle Irish Warrior Princes!!!

Oh the Horror!!

Oh the GLORY!!

The Mad Italian GENIUS Bobby DIACO and the CRAZY IRISH WIZARD BKell are an ethnic combination MADE IN HEAVEN. And with the full support of God, they will INFLICT MAXIMUM PAIN ON ALL HEATHENS, but in a loving way.

STONE!!

PUT ... IT .... IN ..... STONE .... The Irish will NOT LOSE AGAIN!!

Spart-A-Wuss is JUST what the Doctor ordered!!

We shall FEAST on the SAUSAGE FINGERS while the soothing comfort of VELVET shall caress our BODIES!!

STONE!!

PANTHEON...SECURED!!

Who is the ONLY Head Coach in Notre Dame's storied history to win a bowl game in his first season??

The one and only BKell .... BRIAN KELLY!!

Put him at the HEAD of the PANTHEONIC HALL OF FAME!!

Greatest Coach in NOTRE DAME HISTORY!!

Stone.

GREATEST BOWL IN IN NOTRE DAME HISTORY

B Kell is IN THE PANTHEON!!

In his first season, he lead the Lads to FOUR CONSECUTIVE WINS to end the season, the first time that has happened ... IN 18 YEARS!!

GOD BLESS B. KELL!!

GOD BLESS THE LADS!!

There is a LEVIATHAN building on the Northern Indiana plain, and it just ate a HURRICANE as it swept across the snow-dusted hills of West Texas. Believe me when I say this ... THE REST OF THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL WORLD is VERY nervous!! Even wonderkund MusChump at UFG is trying to snag some Irish magic in a bottle!! But only THE LADS have it!!

G L O R Y!!

ESPN ... PREVIEW ... Notre Dame - Miami MATCHUP!!

HOT OFF THE PRESSESS!!

GLORY!!

Call it the JOHN HANCOCK Bowl, because that was a SIGNATURE WIN ... FOR THE AGES!!

Quite simply .... THE GREATEST WIN IN THE HISTORY OF THE PROGRAM!! Tears are STREAMING DOWN MY FACE with JOY for the SENIORS and the COACHING STAFF and the entire TEAM!! SO PROUD OF THE LADS!!

Bobby "The Brain" Diaco DIALED UP the SWARMING DEFENSE and the players CUT IT LOOSE so that Utah scored fewer points than the number of wives some Utah residents will score with tonight!! A measley field goal from the team rated #5just seven days ago!! Are you KIDDING ME?? Prince Shembo has been promoted ... TO KING!! Man-ti is now GOD-WIN!! Ethan Johnson ... a BEAST!! Jamorous Slaughter ... SLEW the UTES!! Harrison Smith delivered HIGHWAY ROBBERY -- What a PICK!! Gary Gray, I dub the CASTAWAY because you are a MAN ON AN ISLAND ... SHUTDOWN CORNER!! Even Schwenke brought a little KONA!! And who isn't happy for BRIAN "The Hammer" Smith -- whose day started with tears of joy and sadness while arm and arm with his emotional and understanding pops and ended with tears of just JOY while arm and arm with his happy few, his Band of Brothers!! DOMINATING DEFENSE!!

And how about young "Touchdown" Tommy Rees??!!?? Every time they flashed the Chewing Gum/Curious George poster we DELIVERED THE GOODS!! SEVEN TD passess in SEVEN Quarters?? Are you KIDDING ME?? And "Sheriff" Lo Wood -- BRINGING THE THUNDER!! The Offensive LINE .... STUD!! You simply CANNOT STOP THE LADS!! KUDOS to KAMARA who DANCED in the END ZONE ... for JOY!! GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!! B-Kell BROUGHT IT today!!

And DO NOT forget those special teams. Robert Blanton could have snagged that ball from the punter's DROP if he wanted to ... but he thought the TWAP, scoop and score was WAY COOLER (and I wholeheartedly AGREE!!) And Austin "see what you hit" Collingworth PUT IT ON THE BALL!! And who wasn't SOBBING LIKE A BABY ON A BAD DAY FOR THAT BABY during the halftime story on young Mr. Ruffer??

The LADS PUT THE LUMBER to the team one week removed from the #5 spot in the land -- with a BULLET!! If you beat the team one week removed from #5 by 25 (going away I might add, with our foot off the proverbial gas), we could DEFINITELY beat Auburn, Oregon or David Boies State by at least 14. Oh, I did I mention the Lads did it without their #1 QB. Without their #1 Running Back. Without their #1 Tight End. Without their #2 WR? Without their #2 leading tackler and starting Linebacker?? INCREDIBLE!!

PUT THE LADS IN THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP GAME -- THEY HAVE EARNED IT!!

And I'd say put B Kell in the PANTHEON .... But he is ALREADY THERE!! The ONLY Coach in ND's storied history to ever beat Utah (only 7 days from their being ranked #5).

There is a LEVIATHAN growing on the Northern Indiana plains. And the rest of the college football world is SHAKING WITH FEAR!!

GREATEST WIN IN OUR HISTORY!!

GREATEST TEAM IN OUR HISTORY!!

S T O N E !!

I LOVE what Utah has brought to the AMERICA TABLEAU!!

1. Polygamy. Though it sounds good in theory, I think in practice, the nagging would be too much to take.

2. Salt. Lake. City. You take three things that have nothing in common -- Salt, a tasty compound; Lake, a soothing body of water; and City, an exciting congregation of people and energy -- and no booze for miles, and you've got a recipe for Bacchanalian Fun!!

3. Synonymous with Jazz.

4. Easy to both spell and read.

5. I thinks that's it.

Put this .... IN STONE: The Mighty Irish will NOT lose again this season!!

We are now rested, rejuvinated and RESTORED!!

BKell has the plan ... the plan is now FULLY installed, and we are now have NO WEAKNESS!!

Combined Score of the next three games:

Gentlemen Warrior Princes: 342
Ute-Cadet-ToeJams: 0

I guarantee it and stake my ENTIRE reputation on it.

So Proud of the LADS!! The FIght never left the Fighting IRISH today!!

They WILL WIN OUT and take it to a Bowl opponent, garnering 8 wins for the first time in FOUR YEARS!!

There is a LEVIATHAN building on the Northern Indiana plains ... and the college football world is SHAKING WITH FEAR!!

Stone.

I held a mirror up to TULSA, and in a moment of self-awareness, she exclaimed: "My Goodness, I see A SLUT!!"

ND 120
Tulsa 0

It is best not to bring the Lads to anger.

Stone.

MARK IT DOWN: ND will NOT LOSE from here to eternity.

2010: 9-4

2010: 13-0

2012: 12-0 (no bowl game because of 12-21-12 end of times)

Stone.