Saturday, November 26, 2005

The following are NOT REASONABLY SUBJECT TO ANY DISPUTE!!

(1) Brent Musberger is the GREATEST COLLEGE FOOTBALL ANNOUNCER .... EVER!!

(2) The CBS college football music MAKES ALL THAT HEAR IT WILD AND CRAZY...DA....DAH DAH DAH......DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH.....DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH!!

(3) The last 15 minutes of Unforgiven is simply the greatest bit of filmaking, dialogue and message EVER PUT TO CELOPHANE (at least since Trojans came out with MAGNUMS).

(4) Philadelphia=America

(5) The Filthy Rich have too much money

(6) The poor must be cared for better than what we, as world citizens, have done

(7) The airport at Teluride is SCAREY TO LAND AT DURING A SNOWSTORM (if the storm hits just as you're landing, otherwise they send you to Montrose)

(8) I am troubled by Lazytown, on a number of levels, none of which I can discuss while the NSA is monitoring my communications

(9) Hayden's Surprise Symphony actually does surprise me

(10) Nothing beats a roaring fire on a dark, cold night

(11) BA had to know that they were going to drug him every episode to get him on a plane

(12) Napoleon's military genius and creativity is, as yet, still unmatched

(13) When life serves you a sh!t sandwich, take a bite with a wink and a smile, then SPIT IT OUT IN A FURY AND FIGHT BACK WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT

(14) The greatest education anyone can ever get in this world is to make your living as a ticket scalper

(15) Wine, Goldfish (TM), Vicodin and Nyquil PROVES there is a God

(16) The Spanish word "ocho" is funny on many levels

(17) Your childern are Angels

(18) Asparagus really does make your pee smell bad

(19) We can never thank our military men and women who've served us overseas enough for what they have done for us, in particular, over the past 4 years.

(20) We all have greatness within us. But the great is the enemy of the good. And sometimes, good is better than great.

(21) I own Pee Wee Peet.

1 Comments:

At 4:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

For iten #12, I'm just going to assume the caveat that Napoleon is unmatched as a human. Clearly, Napoleon has nothing on everyone's favorite robot genius.

 

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