Thursday, December 29, 2005

HOLY COWWWWW!! ND will INDEED have NEW UNIFORMS for the FIESTA!!

The equipment manager for ND has SECRETLY smuggled the TOP SECRET, NSA approved NEW UNIFORMS FOR THE FIGHTING IRISH LADS for the Fiesta Bowl.

Today, the practiced in them. The Verdict: ... FREAKING AWESOME!! I've been able to obtain, via NSA double agent informers, photos of the lads practicing in the Uniforms that will be unveiled on 1-02-06:



And we should all take a moment to thank one of the ND Blocking Dummies, who made the ultimate sacrifice, as reflected in the photo above, who, upon being tackled by Tom Zbikowski, BURST INTO FLAMES AND IMMOLATED IN A FIERY DEATH!! THAT is what Ohio Late has in store for them. I almost feel pity for them.

ND and the Genius Robot ... Destination.....GLORY!!

1 Comments:

At 4:52 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Infusing enriched titanium in the cladding of new unis will replace hallowed Friday night tradition of spraying gold flecked paint on helmets.

Based on this photographic evidence, add Zibby to the pantheon of Rocky, Rudy and the Gladiator for all time stupendous destruction of the enemy.

Read further ONLY if you have eyes-only top-secret clearance, grade ULTRA ... Tom Hanks, taking a break from DaVinci Code filming, transmitted an anagram of "THE OHIO STATE" to Dan Rather on a secret frequency ... - EAT THE OH OTIS ... seeming to spell trouble for a tuba player dotting the "i" at halftime.

 

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