Tuesday, December 13, 2005

I have GRAVE concerns about ND's matchup with Ohio State!!

I've just returned from the secure bunker, having watched every second of each Ohio Late game this season, as well as a number of episodes of Hogan's Heroes (because Dandy Jim Tressel clearly takes his leadership cues from Col. Klink).

The most important benefits of any bowl game are: (1) improving as team by facing top quality competition and (2) improving your final ranking. Here are my concerns. This high school-esqe team that we're playing will do NEITHER!! We will depants these silly Puck-Thighs, on National TV, and it will be the equivalent of beating the Little Sisters of the Poor ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!! O-Pie-o Slate has got to be the WORST team in all of college football. I mean, these guys are DUMB DUMB DUMB, and Genius Robot will have his way with them.

Who is calling their plays?? A five year old with an X-box?? Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Prediction: Midway through the second quarter, with the score ND 63 Yuckeyes 0, Dandy Jim will, fists clenched, yell across the field.... "HHHHOOOOOOGGGGGAAAAANNNNN!!" Little will he know, that by then, the Genius Robot will be dancing his victory dance, below Dandy Jim's feet, in a WiCKED COOL TUNNEL, whilst wining and dining the buxomy Helga, and chuckling at the ineptitude of those silly Ohio Nazis.

Final Score ND 108 ChuckPies 0.

I can only hope the pollsters don't hold the Ohio Late ineptitude against us.

6 Comments:

At 10:32 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's THE O-pie-o slate State, if you please.

 
At 12:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

simply brilliant......Jim Tressel is a nazi reject and we will bring him to justice in the desert. College football will never be the same.....I wonder if Charlie Jr. is also a robot genius in training?

 
At 4:35 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow you uneducated pieces of sh!t...i saw a fiesta bowl poster made by an ND fan that actually trash talks the state of ohio and the buckeyes...but you morons spell IRISH "IRSH"....yet people from ohio are dumb...i honestly used to like ND a little but you are by far the unclassiest ignorant and moronic fans i have ever encountered...ohio nazis?!JT is a nazi reject?! wow tough words uneducated from fans of a team that hasnt won a bowl in over a decade and whos biggest win is a loss to USC...a coach that doesnt know how to blow his nose or wipe the snot from his face...we'll see whos talking when the Buckeyes crush charlie weighs a lot and the rest of your beloved Fighting "IRSH" you classless pieces of monkey turd

 
At 4:38 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow you uneducated pieces of sh!t...i saw a fiesta bowl poster made by an ND fan that actually trash talks the state of ohio and the buckeyes...but you morons spell IRISH "IRSH"....yet people from ohio are dumb...i honestly used to like ND a little but you are by far the unclassiest ignorant and moronic fans i have ever encountered...ohio nazis?!JT is a nazi reject?! wow tough words from fans of a team that hasnt won a bowl in over a decade and whos biggest win is a loss to USC...P.S.say hi to your coach that doesnt know how to blow his nose or wipe the snot from his face...we'll see whos talking when the Buckeyes crush charlie weighs a ton and the rest of your beloved Fighting "IRSH" you classless pieces of monkey crap

 
At 4:41 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

obviously i only speak for the morons who posted comments on this topic and not all ND fans who im sure arent as unclassy or idiotic as the assclowns that posted before me

 
At 7:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jim, is that you again? You are so right and I am so wrong - we are all so stupid and classless and whatever else you say. I just thank God that you came into my life and set me straight. All hail tOSU - they are the greatest football team in the history of the world as we know it. Jim Tressel is the best coach in the universe and tOSU is the standard by which all others should be judged. By the way genius, did you get a chance to see the latest grad rates of ND football? Where is tOSU on that list you nazi bastard?

 

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