Well, HERE IT IS!!
Bt popular demand, just in time for the Holidays, as recorded by Don McLean:
Bye, bye Misters Davie and Ty
Unfortunately, I was not able to get the recording artist Don McLean, but instead got former UCLA basketball great Don McLean.
I've forwarded the track to music industry executives who've advised they've never head anything like it before, and one was so smitten by the song that she said "I'll never be able to listen to the original again."