Monday, March 20, 2006

WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! Lllloyd Carrrrr is ONTO THE GENIUS ROBOT!!

He KNOWS about the ROBOTIC nature and super-secret, some say celestial, CIRCUITRY that guides Choo Choo Charlie's GENIUS PLAYCALLING AND SCHEMING!!

YES INDEEDY!! Llloyd knows and has put EVERY OUNCE OF HIS GRAY MATTER (and I don't mean udder) to use to try to combat the GENIUS ROBOT AT HIS OWN GAME!!

Thus, Lllloyd has distributing what he believes will be his "SECRET WEAPON" to all of his assistant coaches so that they will "THINK LIKE ROBOTS" during the off-season:


Lllloyd has also injected himself (in a secret place) with EVEN MORE SILICON to try to at least have the appearance of electronics in his midriff.

Ohhh, the horror. But thank goodness we have THE GENIUS such that on every pass by UM next year, old Llloyd will hear.... "BLEEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEEP!!#

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