Dude, I just totally did a "ring and run" on ESPN in Bristol
and COMPLETELY messed those losers up!!
ESPN: "Hey, who's there??!! That is not funny!! We're working here!!"
Me [from the bushes]: "Working on what, an X-games quality nut-filled loaf??"
ESPN: Dude, we're calling the cops!!
Me [from the bushes]: Oh yeah, we'll I'm calling the Neilson ratings on "Junction Boys"!! HaHaHaHa!!"
posted by Marco @ 7:29 PM
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Marco even you can't stay out of the bushes because George and Reggie Rule
Our UFO has landed quietly last night in a densely populated coordinate at a region humans refer to as "Germany."
This particular congregation was generating so much noise we were compelled to study the anomaly.
As we approached the boiling source of haphazard frequencies, our superb training took over. We were well-trained to
investigate any unusual source and level of human commotion and report immediately back to our ZX-879 headquarters.
Turning on our invisibility shield helped us get really close to the subject of examination without being detected.
As we reached the egg shaped concrete container filled with 100,000 or so human subjects, the noise level rose to
such unimaginable heights that we had to shut down our frequency analyzers for fear of damaging their sensitive
circuitry.
When we cleared the top of the concrete structure we were blinded with thousands of light-emitting radiation
sources.
Then we saw them -- 22 voluntary humans darting back and forth in alternating sequences of random and
seemingly-goal-oriented sprints. We have checked our central computer to decipher the modal characteristic of such
kinetic outbursts and we were advised to locate the focal source of coordinated agitation.
Dude, I found your car! It was over at that KA house. Those “rednecks” were peeing on it... I don't know why you would drive a VW anyway.
My car is a tricked-out Geo Metro, and it is fantastic. Stone.
Does your Metro burn diesel? Stoned!
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