Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Awkward moment at the White House this morning...

Scooter was finally cleaning out his desk (the "resignation" was more of an offer to deal than anything). He was carrying a big box around the corner in the West Wing, not looking where he was going and .... WHAMMO!! He smacked into President Bush, and the following occurred:

Libby: Oh, pardon me!!

Bush:[momentarily taken aback by the forwardness of the request]: Excuse me??

Libby: No, pardon me!!

Bush: [Even more shocked]: Eeeeeeeeexcuse me??

Libby: No, pardon me. I should have been more careful.

Bush: Uhhhhh, well, you weren't very careful, but a pardon, well, I just don't know.

Libby: Excuse me??

Bush: You're excused. Heh Heh Heh. Oh, I guess that's not funny.

Libby: Pardon me??

Bush: There you go again.

Libby: Huh??

Bush: Asphinctersayswhat??

Libby: What??

Bush: Exactly. Well, see ya, scooter.

7 Comments:

At 6:02 PM , Anonymous whoopi said...

didn't I tell 'em to stay out of the bushes

 
At 6:14 PM , Anonymous semi anonymous said...

What the hell it's a break down of the choo choo audience, finally they snap due to all of the pressure of the green wave. See ya on brousard street at the moffit house for the st patty's day parade.

xoxo jill

 
At 6:24 PM , Anonymous sit boo boo sit said...

I thought WHAMMO was out of business

 
At 6:29 PM , Anonymous pie hottie said...

jill, i need your advise on making party cups. do you always put you phone number on them or just on the ones that the guys are drinking out of?

lori

 
At 4:54 AM , Blogger GBOT said...

I am so flattered that you think I could still pose in playboy. I didn’t know that you wanted to let everyone know that we are together. I am so thankful that it is out now. Last night during a late meeting one the guys found your undies in my pocket and I had to really come up with a good story fast because they are about 4 sixes smaller.


xxxxxooooo Charlie

"X's and O's are not just for play callin"

 
At 2:20 PM , Anonymous semi anonymous said...

No No NO a proper lady never puts her phone number on a party cup. Hearts kisses and little greek letters are a must but never a phone number. Gbot I'm not sure you are getting the proper support that you need. Have you tried a playtex underwire?

xoxoxoxo jillo

 
At 8:49 AM , Anonymous Pokey Chatman said...

the girls are so fine down here at LSU that I am leaving and trying to get a job at ND.

Pokey is a more than a name, it is a game, and fun for me and you

 

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