Friday, March 09, 2007

Racism scandal rocks Pee Wee Peet Carol's (whose last name is a girl's name) program

So, to recap, just a few of the events hitting Pee Wee Peet Carol's team over the past couple of years:

  • Steroid Scandal rocks the team, resulting in two players quitting the team (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • A USC booster paid over $1,000/month housing stipend to allow starting WR to live in luxury (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • Player arrested for sexual assault (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • Player commits violent assault on a fellow student, then flees police screaming "We own the LAPD!!" (not only no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN, but player plays more minutes in the next game then he'd ever played in his career)
  • Same player assaults another person the very next year (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • PWPCWLNIAGN decides it would be funny to mock mental illness and suicide by making it appear a player was committing suicide by plunging to his death in front of his teammates (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN for his own tasteless "gag")
  • Reggie Bush's family received the equivalent of tens of thousands of dollars in free housing for months while Reggie played for USC (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • Reggie Bush refused to talk to the NCAA about the free housing his parents received, thereby protecting USC, but Reggie Bush was very willing to talk to potential USC recruits about the topic when PWPCWLNIAGN asked him to (why can't PWPCWLNIAGN use his svengali influence to get Reggie to talk to the NCAA??)
  • USC signee describes contact a telephone call involving Reggie Bush, then PWPCWLNIAGN essentially calls his own player a liar
  • Recruit's parent describes a limo sent by PWPCWLNIAGN to pick up recruit on signing day, and PWPCWLNIAGN essentially calls the parent a liar
  • Reggie Bush worked for an agent and was paid by the agent (who eventually became his marketing agent) during the summer before his junior year at USC (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • USC commits rampant recruiting violations at a Greek restaurant owned by a USC booster
  • USC players push septegeniarian WSU coach Lou Doba to the ground at halftime (during a USC drubbing of WSU) and USC players assault and spit on WSU players. USC did this while knowingly in violation of PAC 10 rules about the order in which teams are to enter a common tunnell at halftime. (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN) After the game, PWPCWLNIAGN blames the Pac10 rule and says USC should have an exception. Two days later, the PAC 10 grants USC an exception to its rules.
  • More than 100 ecstacy pills found in the apartment of two USC players.
  • Two other players investigated for sexual assault
  • One USC player breaks the jaw of another USC player in a fight. (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • USC RB Chauncy Washington was academically ineligble for four straight semesters (during which time eventual NFL draft picks Reggie Bush and LenDale White played RB). The semester after Bush and White declare for the NFL draft early, Washington suddenly secures a 3.6 grade point average and is back in uniform, starting the season.
  • During pre-season camp, USC players run amock in a dormatory, causing thousands of dollars in damages. (no discipline imposed by PWPCWLNIAGN)
  • PWPCWLNIAGN is known to have arranged secret "tryouts" at local JUCOs in violation of NCAA rules
  • Players take a bogus Spanish class from LA Trade Tech to boost their GpA
  • PWPCWLNIAGN jiggers the system by taking "walkons" on to the team for no other reason than the fact that they have high GPAs (4.0 or nearly so) to raise the otherwise woeful team GPA and avoid NCAA sanctions
  • PWPCWLNIAGN repeatedly curses out an opposing coach on National TV
  • PWPCWLNIAGN invites high school recruits to come to USC's NFL workout day (which included workouts by Matt Lienert and Reggie Bush), knowing full well the day would be crawling with professional agents
I could go on and on. Did it all start when the team allowed proud alumnus and double-killer OJ Simpson to speak after practice and take photos with players?

Sickening.

4 Comments:

At 9:58 AM , Anonymous Kilted Domer said...

And you haven't even mentioned this one yet: White Power Facebook group lands USC football player in hot water.

 
At 3:50 PM , Blogger GBOT said...

you haven't even mentioned this one either: USC beats Irish for fifth straight time.

 
At 6:09 PM , Blogger Elvis lives said...

Hey Jimmie, what ever happened to that old El Camino we rode in going to the bowling alley back in the early days? I drove by your mother’s house and it looked that same. It was good to see that the weed was still growing in the back. I got some, it was alright. I went by the old high school, it looked like the knevadas really tore the place down. It must be hard with that 95/5 ratio. Anyway, see you on the mother ship.

 
At 6:29 PM , Anonymous Bucky Bill said...

Whats rong with a little racism. We love to watch racism every sunday on that ESPN. Of corse I like Dale Jr. but Bobbie Sue Ellen cant keep her eyes off Smoke. She even wants me to paint the double wide ornge and black. We been savin up to go live to the racism at Tallydago but then we had little Bucky Bill Jr we calls him Dale Jr. fur short well we thout we should change that to a colloge fund. We was think bout that Notree Daam but we don't no - no drivers what use gold helmints so we gonna send hem to Michagan cause they got Detroit there and Detroits what make then V8 engine fur the racism what we love so much. God willin will get us there to Tallydago one day but till then we will keep watchn at Big Earls Firing Range and Truck Stop

 

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