Quick Status Update....
Notre Dame football recruiting for 2007-2008: in a word .... INDEFATIGABLYAWESOMENESSINCARNATED!! We are getting commitments BROTHERs of Penn State players, SONS of USC players, and when appropriate, JUST REGULAR SUPERSTARS OF THE HIGHEST MORAL, ATHLETIC AND ACADEMIC QUALITY!!
Notre Dame football coaching staff: Determined to be the NUMBER 1 Staff not just in college football, BUT IN ALL OF SPORT, by one smart commentator.
Notre Dame the University: BEAUTIFUL, as ever, LEADING the way in developing our young men and women into SOLID (Democratic) citizens to SAVE THE WORLD FROM REPUBLICAN MALFEASANCE and MALEVOLENT NEGLECT.
Big Heads: On the RUN!!
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim: Doing well, with their TWO ACES set to return in days or weeks!!
LIONHARDT: Resting, awaiting a call for his return.
Proctor and Gamble: Satanic company ON THE RUN with the big heads, now that my SUPER SECRET investigation has revealed that the reformulated Nyquil is nothing more than an attempt to create MORE SATANIC REPUBLICAN ZOMBIES and end the "mind-freeing" greatness of the original formulae Nyquil. FREE THE NECTAR!!
Louisiana: Efforts to sell the state have fallen flat, as even Cuba refused, with Fidel Castro giving a "No, Senior, demasiados cajuns ignorantes." Television show "24" is mulling an offer to blow up the state as part of the "big finale" to this season. Texas' approval still pending while a "possum fallout" study is conducted.
Pee Wee Peet Carol (who's last name is a girl's name): Last seen embracing bush, possibly a first.
posted by Marco @ 1:09 PM
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1 Comments:
We already own a lot of land in Louisiana, especially land around New Orleans International Airport called Kenner, why would we buy Louisiana from you when we already own it? Who do you think runs the Kenner militia?
Also there is a P&G plant in Louisiana and they knew that those urban whities up north would try to make meth out of the old formula so they had to make an effort to stop those little pricks (probably some of your friends) and the formula was changed. Thank your friends for the new Nyquil because they could not get a hit from the real stuff they had to make their own at home and then tell them they can go back to sniffing markers
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