I LOVE what Utah has brought to the AMERICA TABLEAU!!

1. Polygamy. Though it sounds good in theory, I think in practice, the nagging would be too much to take.

2. Salt. Lake. City. You take three things that have nothing in common -- Salt, a tasty compound; Lake, a soothing body of water; and City, an exciting congregation of people and energy -- and no booze for miles, and you've got a recipe for Bacchanalian Fun!!

3. Synonymous with Jazz.

4. Easy to both spell and read.

5. I thinks that's it.